Bunce. Mid-20s. I write and give people feelings and write some more.

She/her pronouns if you're curious.

Talk to me about Freelancer AUs. I'll never shut up about them.

 

freelancerarizona asked
Please write the celebrity/fan stalker thing please it sounds good and I just got home so I'm kinda late to the discussion.

nonbinaryfelix:

I started writing it but I’m at work rn so I won’t finish it for maybe even a couple days but I mean… Hella I wanna do it so bad

boo, work, but yay, writing! <3 looking forward to reading whenever you get a chance to work on it!

darkfrog24 asked
"even if I CRINGE to think of anyone actually attempting to write them" HEE HEE HEE.

punishandenslavesuckers:

darkfrog24:

punishandenslavesuckers:

HOW DO YOU WRITE A HAPPINESS AI?

SOUTH: So I finally have an AI.  Well power up little fella, and you better not be as annoying as my squishy organic teammates.

IOTA: Will do, Agent South.  And can I say am just pleased as punch to be assigned to you.

SOUTH: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

*SPITS TEA*

nonbinaryfelix:


Fill the Void with Celluloid a Felix McScouty fanmix, designed by Felix McScouty

primadonna / marina and the diamonds // don’t trust me / 3oh!3 // for your entertainment / adam lambert // cannibal / ke$ha // stupid shit / girlicious // when i grow up / pussycat dolls // 'cuz i can / pink // paper planes / m.i.a. // superstar / toybox
cover manip done by hippocratessocrates

nonbinaryfelix:

Fill the Void with Celluloid a Felix McScouty fanmix, designed by Felix McScouty

primadonna / marina and the diamonds // don’t trust me / 3oh!3 // for your entertainment / adam lambert // cannibal / ke$ha // stupid shit / girlicious // when i grow up / pussycat dolls // 'cuz i can / pink // paper planes / m.i.a. // superstar / toybox

cover manip done by hippocratessocrates

Anonymous asked
ANON APPROVES OF BLOOD MONEY. And I may try to finish the thing once I have a little more time on my hands (school, yay). This fandom is in need of Blood Money and doesn't even know it.

YES ALL THE BLOOD MONEY.

It’s so hard to tell if the three of them genuinely hate each other and want each other dead but only refrain because they get more jobs working together or if they’re just fucking over everyone that employs them and oh my god they’re perfect.

I call it Blood Money, but Mercenary Sandwich is also nice (Not Anon but cvurrently working on Tex/Felix/Locus)

ohhhhh shit Blood Money is a really good name for it too yes I like that one!

I wanna read the thing when it’s done please? Pretty please? <3

Anonymous asked
I tried to think of a way that Felix and Blood Gulch era, mercenary, greedy, money-loving Tex could meet up pre-BGC. It ended in Tex/Felix porn (which I will probably never finish writing, but whatever). Can Tex/Locus/Felix be a thing? Mercenary Sandwich?

Mercenary Sandwich, orrrrr…. Money Sandwich. Locus is in the middle desperate trying to balance their finances.

But yes I am behind the idea of Tex with Felix and Locus. Being this badass “I work alone” type until she gets hired to work with the two of them… and she completely screws them over and betrays them, takes the money AND does the job on her own and fucks off. Locus is bitter about it because that wasn’t the job, Felix is pissed as hell because she beat him to the punch of betrayal and now he’s stuck in this situation when he could be in a pool full of hundred dollar bills, floating on a diamond-studded inner tube.

PS, finish the thing, I wanna read it! <3

Anonymous asked
Just out of honest curiosity, have you considered, Texas/Locus?

…Now I have.

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Anonymous asked
So you're currently my favorite RvB AU author, and I'm really looking forward to you posting Infiltration. So yeah... uh. Keep being awesome :)

Ahhh thank you so much anon! <333 I hope it doesn’t disappoint.

(I’m currently edited and ready to go up to part 3, and expect to have another few parts done by tomorrow before work. part 4 is a really long one so it’s taking some time.)

freelancerarizona:

Pssst friendly reminder that if you want my skype all you gotta do is send me an ask and I’ll be happy to share it with you.

College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)